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Fox Viewers upset over GOP debate theme song

June 14, 2011

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By Glenn Specker – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 New York, NY – FoxNews forums are buzzing today with anger over the network’s accidental theme song mix-up. The controversial mistake took place during the ending credits of the debate when the tune to Ben Fold’s song Battle of Who Could Care Less was heard in the background prior to […]

White House Announces corporate sponsorship program

June 14, 2011

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By Randall York – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 Washington, D.C. –  White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced Monday that in an effort to cut back on expenses and bring in additional revenue for the government the White House is launching a corporate sponsorship program. Carney was very pragmatic in his explanation for the rational behind […]

Camping and James, choking and stroking

June 13, 2011

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By Randall York – Daily Burlesque 13/6/2011 New York, NY – In a rare double move, God finally brought some justice to the citizens of Cleveland, and the radio airwaves, in the short span of less then 24 hours. As many are now aware, the Miami Heat, guided by the chosen one from the mistake […]

Telemarketer’s Strike not going well

June 8, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 8/6/2011 Omaha, NE – The Nation’s only telemarketer’s labor union has announced today that the ongoing labor strike has not been “as successful as they would have hoped” according to a press release submitted to an online press agency. David Nelson, director of the Telemarketers Labor Union of America, […]

Wiener Resigns, announces scandal was just a publicity stunt

June 8, 2011

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By Randall York – Daily Burlesque 9/6/2011 New York City, NY – In move that has surprised even his closest supporters, Rep. Anthony Wiener (D NY) announced late wednesday evening via his secret twitter handle “@repwienerDNY” that he would be resigning from Congress immediately. Wiener posted his entire resignation via twitter over a series tweets. The resignation […]

SarahPAC announces History channel mini-series

June 7, 2011

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By Glenn Specker – Daily Burlesque 7/6/2011 Philadelphia, PA – SarahPAC is proud to announce that Sarah Palin has teamed up with the History Channel in a new series with a fresh look on American History. “I’m so tired of all this propaganda that the liberal media has brainwashed the average American into thinking” said Brian […]

Microsoft Unveils CloudsXP

June 7, 2011

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  By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 7/6/2011 Redmond, WA – Microsoft Corp (MS) announced on Tuesday that it would soon be launching a new cloud based service similar to the one Apple, Inc. announced on 6/6/2011 at it’s World Wide Developer Conference. Microsoft CEO, Steve Ballmer, speaking to reporters following the press conference announcing […]