White House Announces corporate sponsorship program

June 14, 2011

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By Randall York – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 Washington, D.C. –  White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced Monday that in an effort to cut back on expenses and bring in additional revenue for the government the White House is launching a corporate sponsorship program. Carney was very pragmatic in his explanation for the rational behind […]

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Yahoo comments, the trailer park block party of the internet

June 14, 2011

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Dean Wright – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 Washington, D.C. – A recent survey published by the Internet Freedom of Speech Foundation ranked the quality and content of comments on the top 50 news and interactive media sites on the Internet. Donald Wolfson, a spokesman for the IFSF wrote a short recap of the study where he […]

Camping and James, choking and stroking

June 13, 2011

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By Randall York – Daily Burlesque 13/6/2011 New York, NY – In a rare double move, God finally brought some justice to the citizens of Cleveland, and the radio airwaves, in the short span of less then 24 hours. As many are now aware, the Miami Heat, guided by the chosen one from the mistake […]

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’93 Bills team sends Lebron “huge” basket of heimlich maneuver dvds

June 13, 2011

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Dean Wright – Daily Burlesque 13/06/2011 Buffalo, NY – Buffalo’s 1993 Super Bowl choking NFL team must have “lost it’s g’damn mind” according to an unnamed Miami Heat spokesperson, after Heat star Lebron James received a 500 pound gift basket full of heimlich maneuver dvds, booklets and workplace instructional signs following the Heat’s 105-95 loss to […]

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CA Redditor still working on new “Le Rage” comic, hoping for more then 2 upvotes this time

June 13, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 13/06/2011 Mountain View, CA –  Dave Burgess, 19, a frequent poster on the internet site reddit.com, has nearly finished his newest rage comic. “it’s called every-time I eat asparagus, and it’s going to be my best yet” said Burgess. Burgess, a full time student at nearby Foothill College in […]

Nasrallah excited about new fall clothing line

June 12, 2011

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By Hadid Hijab – Daily Burlesque 12/06/2011 Beirut, Lebanon – Hassan Nasrallah, the Secretary General of the Lebanese organization Hezbollah announced the new fall line of Hezbollah’s H & N clothing line. “We are very excited to show off the new fashions that our designers have been hard at work creating for the last several […]

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Rotterdam Man completes dutch translation of Country Roads after 5 years

June 11, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 11/06/2011 Rotterdam, The Netherlands – A Rotterdam man claims to have completed the “most accurate translation ever” of John Denver’s “take me home, country roads.” Pieter Van Wyck, a Dutch Folk song enthusiast for much of his adult life, was “always troubled by the need to sing part of […]

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