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NY Man sure it’s all Obama’s fault

June 19, 2011

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Randall York – The Daily Burlesque 19/06/2011 Syracuse, NY – Walter Morris, a 58 year old man from Manlius, NY, has recently decided to start voting say his friends and neighbors. Morris had spent the last 40 years of his voting eligible life as a “conscientious objector” but after 2 years of watching FoxNews and listening to […]

Army’s new dining policy hurting some small businesses

June 15, 2011

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Randell York – The Daily Burlesque 15/06/2011 Baghdad, Iraq – With the upcoming deadline for the complete withdrawal of all US Military forces from Iraq rapidly approaching, small businesses reliant on the Military Base economies are seeing firsthand what happens when the US begins to cut expenditures. “I used to be able to go the dfac ( […]

40 year old Quakertown man still pretty upset that he got duped into buying the animated Green Lantern on itunes

June 15, 2011

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Dean Wright – Daily Burlesque 15/06/2011 Quakertown, PA – Nate Rodgers, a 40 year old “stay at home son”, is still fuming over wasting his entire allowance on the animated version of the Green Lantern on itunes. “It looked like the poster I saw for the [upcoming] movie, and without thinking to check and make […]

Digg really excited about post getting over 1,000 diggs

June 15, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 15/06/2011 Mountain View, CA –  In a recent interview with TechNetDaily.NL, Digg CEO Matt Williams discussed how he believes he has helped engineer the resurrection of the once prominent link sharing site. “When I got here we were really struggling to get our traffic back, sites like Reddit somehow managed to steal […]

Michael Lohan’s Parenting book cracks the top 100,000 on Amazon’s sales list

June 14, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 13/06/2011 Miami, FL – Good Dad, Great Dad! How to be a Celebrity Father is the title of Michal Lohan’s self acclaimed autobiography detailing the trials and tribulations that he has “overcome” to become a “Great Dad”.  Earlier today the book broke the top 100,000 list of Amazon.com’s bestseller […]

Fox Viewers upset over GOP debate theme song

June 14, 2011

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By Glenn Specker – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 New York, NY – FoxNews forums are buzzing today with anger over the network’s accidental theme song mix-up. The controversial mistake took place during the ending credits of the debate when the tune to Ben Fold’s song Battle of Who Could Care Less was heard in the background prior to […]

White House Announces corporate sponsorship program

June 14, 2011

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By Randall York – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 Washington, D.C. –  White House Press Secretary Jay Carney announced Monday that in an effort to cut back on expenses and bring in additional revenue for the government the White House is launching a corporate sponsorship program. Carney was very pragmatic in his explanation for the rational behind […]