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NY Man sure it’s all Obama’s fault

June 19, 2011

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Randall York – The Daily Burlesque 19/06/2011 Syracuse, NY – Walter Morris, a 58 year old man from Manlius, NY, has recently decided to start voting say his friends and neighbors. Morris had spent the last 40 years of his voting eligible life as a “conscientious objector” but after 2 years of watching FoxNews and listening to […]

40 year old Quakertown man still pretty upset that he got duped into buying the animated Green Lantern on itunes

June 15, 2011

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Dean Wright – Daily Burlesque 15/06/2011 Quakertown, PA – Nate Rodgers, a 40 year old “stay at home son”, is still fuming over wasting his entire allowance on the animated version of the Green Lantern on itunes. “It looked like the poster I saw for the [upcoming] movie, and without thinking to check and make […]

Michael Lohan’s Parenting book cracks the top 100,000 on Amazon’s sales list

June 14, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 13/06/2011 Miami, FL – Good Dad, Great Dad! How to be a Celebrity Father is the title of Michal Lohan’s self acclaimed autobiography detailing the trials and tribulations that he has “overcome” to become a “Great Dad”.  Earlier today the book broke the top 100,000 list of Amazon.com’s bestseller […]

Yahoo comments, the trailer park block party of the internet

June 14, 2011

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Dean Wright – Daily Burlesque 14/06/2011 Washington, D.C. – A recent survey published by the Internet Freedom of Speech Foundation ranked the quality and content of comments on the top 50 news and interactive media sites on the Internet. Donald Wolfson, a spokesman for the IFSF wrote a short recap of the study where he […]

’93 Bills team sends Lebron “huge” basket of heimlich maneuver dvds

June 13, 2011

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Dean Wright – Daily Burlesque 13/06/2011 Buffalo, NY – Buffalo’s 1993 Super Bowl choking NFL team must have “lost it’s g’damn mind” according to an unnamed Miami Heat spokesperson, after Heat star Lebron James received a 500 pound gift basket full of heimlich maneuver dvds, booklets and workplace instructional signs following the Heat’s 105-95 loss to […]

CA Redditor still working on new “Le Rage” comic, hoping for more then 2 upvotes this time

June 13, 2011

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By Jayson Freece – Daily Burlesque 13/06/2011 Mountain View, CA –  Dave Burgess, 19, a frequent poster on the internet site reddit.com, has nearly finished his newest rage comic. “it’s called every-time I eat asparagus, and it’s going to be my best yet” said Burgess. Burgess, a full time student at nearby Foothill College in […]

Nasrallah excited about new fall clothing line

June 12, 2011

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By Hadid Hijab – Daily Burlesque 12/06/2011 Beirut, Lebanon – Hassan Nasrallah, the Secretary General of the Lebanese organization Hezbollah announced the new fall line of Hezbollah’s H & N clothing line. “We are very excited to show off the new fashions that our designers have been hard at work creating for the last several […]